I already want to move. FML
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Now that we’re all back at Wheaton this site will finally be active again. MLIG
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I have a hickey the size of a quarter and a job interview in an hour. FML
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Anonymous
Hey, it could be a doubly good day.
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I love that the bass upstairs is so intense that I can feel the rhythm while trying to go to bed downstairs. FML
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Anonymous
i know who you are!
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Anonymous
Do you now? I don’t live on upper.
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Anonymous
i am having the same problem!!!! My whole room was buzzing yesterday!
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Anonymous
haha. it was me.
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I hate guys who leave the toilets seats up. Fuck coed bathrooms and FML
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Anonymous
Get used to it, freshman.
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Anonymous
Thats why I put the seat down after.
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A dood
and I hate girls who leave it down. It’s a single simple motion to solve that issue.
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I have absolutely no medical condition that would exempt me from being on the meal plan, but I got my way anyways and got off of it. Thus I will not be sick to my stomach every goddamn day of my life. MLIG
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anon
sweet have fun paying for all your meals.
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dnw
Are you really that stupid? Do you not realize that you have to pay for the meal plan, and hence, pay for all of your meals by being on it? It sounds like the original poster will be paying to make good food in the comfort of his/her dorm/housing situation and won’t have to deal with Chase butt or anything like that.
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anon
I meant paying for your own food everyday, out of your own pocket smart guy
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thanks i definitely will !!!
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Anonymous
You do on a meal plan too, idiot.
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Anonymous
Let’s all hold hands…here on the subwaaaay… XD
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Anonymous
Good call, I bet you’ll actually save a lot of money. When I went off the meal plan I ended up spending about $1000 less than the meal plan costs without even trying.
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Due to the financial aid department refusing to return calls for two weeks I now cannot return to school until the 3rd. I miss the first days of classes because the loan takes 4-5 business days. FML.
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Anonymous
you can still go to classes…
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Anonymous
Don’t think so.
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Anonymous
You can go to classes, you just can’t do add/drop if you haven’t paid everything off. Or go to SFS directly and tell them you’re in the process of getting a loan and they’ll drop the hold on your account.
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Anonymous
due to you and people like you not reading anything you get in the mail or in an email i have to answer the same question over and over again about how to waive your health insurance or accept your fucking loans.
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Thanks to the heavy footed girl above me, I now have started having dreams about elephants stomping around. This is going to be a long year. FML/ FHL
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missbunnyears
patience is virtue
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I leave to study abroad tomorrow and won’t see my girlfriend who doesn’t go to Wheaton for four months. At least we’ll have a week together before she goes to London for the spring semester. FML
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Anonymous
I do this every summer. It’s hard, but with a bit of dedication on both parts you can do it!
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Anonymous
Sorry, Ross that’s a bummer.
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Dear Wheaton, 3 months after graduation and I am still not hired. At least I laughed when the recruiter asked where Wheaton was. FML
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Classof2010
Dear Wheaton, 3 months after graduation and I just got a sweet job. I also understand that attending a school doesn’t automatically make you qualified for a job…if you go to Harvard but don’t do the work, don’t have experience, act like an entitled brat, you will not get a job. In conclusion, FYL and MLIG!
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Anonymous
Seriously, fuck you. A lot of us are really “doing the work: and still can’t get hired. You’re damn lucky. Don’t brag about it.
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Douche, chill
If people like this jag weren’t making whiny posts I wouldn’t be bragging. But do you honestly expect me to believe that most of the kids who graduated are self-starters working hard and not expecting anything after paying for college on their own? Maybe I’m thinking the worst, but you’re imagining some idyllic land. And yeah, I am lucky, but not win-the-lottery lucky. More like looking-in-the-right-place lucky.
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Classof2011
9 months before graduation I just got a job.
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Anonymous
your probably a history major
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That Guy
You probably aren’t an English major. It’s ‘you’re’.
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Anonymous
no im an econ major so im not to worried about my spelling or getting a job
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anon
seriously shut the fuck up about spelling
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Anonymous
Econ major, you might have some problems getting a job if you are unable to write a halfway coherent resume or have an intellectual interview for your future potential jobs.
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I’ve been at Wheaton for five days and have had diarrhea every day. FML.
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Anonymous
cherish Chase food!! at least you’re not abroad in Asia eating rice every day!
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Anonymous
Ha, the food in any Asian country would be considerably better than Chase.
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Anonymous
DON’T DRINK THE WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous
If you are saying its because of the food your out of your mind. The food has been awesome so far this year!
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Berry Blast
Welcome to Wheaton!
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Just moved into my new single and i love it. Problem is, my door doesn’t lock. FML.
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Chicken
Yikes! Call maintenance ASAP, especially if you’re living in some hellhole like Meadows. Duct tape it at night til then?
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Anonymous
Work order?
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Cpt. Obvious
… call the locksmith? It’s not that big of a deal…
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Anonymous
You need to call the locksmith at Physical Plant on campus. or you can talk to your RA on the floor and he or she will place a work order for you or you can go to Student Life Residence Office in Balfour and ask for assistance.
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OP
I talked to PS my first night here. I live in a dorm where the hole for the latch is a part of the steel frame – he said all they could do was shim it, and that might not even work. Gotta love wheaton…. fml.
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I think I finally know what love is and she doesn’t like me in that way. Didn’t know a broken heart actually physically hurts. FML
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=(
=( aww I’m so sorry for you but (and i know this is sort of mean but..) it happens and there are other girls out there.
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Anonymous
It sucks, doesn’t it?
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Anonymous
i feel you, but this is still the biggest buzz kill ive seen in a while on here.
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Preseason. FML
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Anonymous
i wish i were at preseason.
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anonymous eponymous
at least you are getting in shape
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Anonymous
You did sign up for it.
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I had to move from my summer room into my fall room by 5 p.m. Tues. I couldn’t start until 11 Mon. night, worked until 3 a.m., got up @ 8 the next morning to finish moving. got to work late & finished moving at 5:03 p.m. Tues, after the locksmith already closed. I was moving my roommate’s crap. FML
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Anonymous
you didn’t have to be out until 8 am on wednesday. check your e-mail or any of the flyers that were in kilham or metcalf. i still have my kilham keys and they don’t care.
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Anonymous 11:42 pm on August 30, 2010 Permalink |
Dear freshman, things will get better. Sincerely, no longer a freshman.
Anonymous 4:24 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink |
You sure that’s a freshman?
Anonymous 8:10 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink |
They don’t, transfer while you can.
Anonymous 11:19 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink |
Agreed, get your ass out of here as soon as possible.