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  • I already want to move. FML

    August 30, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -6

     
    • Anonymous 11:42 pm on August 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Dear freshman, things will get better. Sincerely, no longer a freshman.

      • Anonymous 4:24 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        You sure that’s a freshman?

    • Anonymous 8:10 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      They don’t, transfer while you can.

    • Anonymous 11:19 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Agreed, get your ass out of here as soon as possible.

  • Now that we’re all back at Wheaton this site will finally be active again. MLIG

    August 30, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +20 / -0

     
  • I have a hickey the size of a quarter and a job interview in an hour. FML

    August 30, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -3

     
    • Anonymous 2:20 pm on August 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Hey, it could be a doubly good day. :-P

  • I love that the bass upstairs is so intense that I can feel the rhythm while trying to go to bed downstairs. FML

    August 30, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 2:43 am on August 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i know who you are!

      • Anonymous 2:29 pm on August 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Do you now? I don’t live on upper.

    • Anonymous 5:16 pm on August 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i am having the same problem!!!! My whole room was buzzing yesterday!

      • Anonymous 9:30 pm on August 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        haha. it was me.

  • I hate guys who leave the toilets seats up. Fuck coed bathrooms and FML

    August 29, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -7

     
    • Anonymous 5:59 pm on August 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Get used to it, freshman.

    • Anonymous 11:26 pm on August 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Thats why I put the seat down after.

    • A dood 3:19 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      and I hate girls who leave it down. It’s a single simple motion to solve that issue.

  • I have absolutely no medical condition that would exempt me from being on the meal plan, but I got my way anyways and got off of it. Thus I will not be sick to my stomach every goddamn day of my life. MLIG

    August 28, 2010 | 7 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -11

     
    • anon 4:03 pm on August 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      sweet have fun paying for all your meals.

      • dnw 11:35 pm on August 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Are you really that stupid? Do you not realize that you have to pay for the meal plan, and hence, pay for all of your meals by being on it? It sounds like the original poster will be paying to make good food in the comfort of his/her dorm/housing situation and won’t have to deal with Chase butt or anything like that.

        • anon 10:20 am on August 29, 2010 Permalink

          I meant paying for your own food everyday, out of your own pocket smart guy

      • :D 1:16 am on August 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        thanks i definitely will !!!

    • Anonymous 9:06 pm on August 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You do on a meal plan too, idiot.

      • Anonymous 3:31 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Let’s all hold hands…here on the subwaaaay… XD

    • Anonymous 2:27 pm on August 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Good call, I bet you’ll actually save a lot of money. When I went off the meal plan I ended up spending about $1000 less than the meal plan costs without even trying.

  • Due to the financial aid department refusing to return calls for two weeks I now cannot return to school until the 3rd. I miss the first days of classes because the loan takes 4-5 business days. FML.

    August 28, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 6:44 pm on August 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you can still go to classes…

      • Anonymous 10:09 am on August 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Don’t think so.

    • Anonymous 11:35 am on August 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You can go to classes, you just can’t do add/drop if you haven’t paid everything off. Or go to SFS directly and tell them you’re in the process of getting a loan and they’ll drop the hold on your account.

    • Anonymous 8:37 am on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      due to you and people like you not reading anything you get in the mail or in an email i have to answer the same question over and over again about how to waive your health insurance or accept your fucking loans.

  • Thanks to the heavy footed girl above me, I now have started having dreams about elephants stomping around. This is going to be a long year. FML/ FHL

    August 27, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -1

     
    • missbunnyears 11:23 am on August 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      patience is virtue

  • I leave to study abroad tomorrow and won’t see my girlfriend who doesn’t go to Wheaton for four months. At least we’ll have a week together before she goes to London for the spring semester. FML

    August 25, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 7:07 pm on August 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I do this every summer. It’s hard, but with a bit of dedication on both parts you can do it!

    • Anonymous 2:41 pm on August 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Sorry, Ross that’s a bummer.

  • Dear Wheaton, 3 months after graduation and I am still not hired. At least I laughed when the recruiter asked where Wheaton was. FML

    August 25, 2010 | 9 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -3

     
    • Classof2010 12:13 am on August 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Dear Wheaton, 3 months after graduation and I just got a sweet job. I also understand that attending a school doesn’t automatically make you qualified for a job…if you go to Harvard but don’t do the work, don’t have experience, act like an entitled brat, you will not get a job. In conclusion, FYL and MLIG! :D

      • Anonymous 3:15 pm on August 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Seriously, fuck you. A lot of us are really “doing the work: and still can’t get hired. You’re damn lucky. Don’t brag about it.

        • Douche, chill 11:16 pm on August 29, 2010 Permalink

          If people like this jag weren’t making whiny posts I wouldn’t be bragging. But do you honestly expect me to believe that most of the kids who graduated are self-starters working hard and not expecting anything after paying for college on their own? Maybe I’m thinking the worst, but you’re imagining some idyllic land. And yeah, I am lucky, but not win-the-lottery lucky. More like looking-in-the-right-place lucky.

      • Classof2011 7:24 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        9 months before graduation I just got a job.

    • Anonymous 12:31 pm on August 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      your probably a history major

      • That Guy 9:31 pm on August 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        You probably aren’t an English major. It’s ‘you’re’.

        • Anonymous 6:48 pm on August 28, 2010 Permalink

          no im an econ major so im not to worried about my spelling or getting a job

        • anon 12:31 am on August 29, 2010 Permalink

          seriously shut the fuck up about spelling

        • Anonymous 1:37 pm on August 29, 2010 Permalink

          Econ major, you might have some problems getting a job if you are unable to write a halfway coherent resume or have an intellectual interview for your future potential jobs.

  • I’ve been at Wheaton for five days and have had diarrhea every day. FML.

    August 25, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 2:09 am on August 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      cherish Chase food!! at least you’re not abroad in Asia eating rice every day!

      • Anonymous 5:13 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Ha, the food in any Asian country would be considerably better than Chase.

    • Anonymous 6:44 am on August 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      DON’T DRINK THE WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Anonymous 7:15 pm on August 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      If you are saying its because of the food your out of your mind. The food has been awesome so far this year!

    • Berry Blast 12:25 pm on August 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Welcome to Wheaton! :D

  • Just moved into my new single and i love it. Problem is, my door doesn’t lock. FML.

    August 24, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +11 / -3

     
    • Chicken 12:18 am on August 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Yikes! Call maintenance ASAP, especially if you’re living in some hellhole like Meadows. Duct tape it at night til then?

    • Anonymous 6:43 am on August 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Work order?

    • Cpt. Obvious 12:17 am on August 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      … call the locksmith? It’s not that big of a deal…

    • Anonymous 1:50 pm on August 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You need to call the locksmith at Physical Plant on campus. or you can talk to your RA on the floor and he or she will place a work order for you or you can go to Student Life Residence Office in Balfour and ask for assistance.

    • OP 12:34 am on August 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I talked to PS my first night here. I live in a dorm where the hole for the latch is a part of the steel frame – he said all they could do was shim it, and that might not even work. Gotta love wheaton…. fml.

  • I think I finally know what love is and she doesn’t like me in that way. Didn’t know a broken heart actually physically hurts. FML

    August 23, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -5

     
    • =( 6:12 pm on August 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      =( aww I’m so sorry for you but (and i know this is sort of mean but..) it happens and there are other girls out there.

    • Anonymous 9:12 pm on August 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      It sucks, doesn’t it? :(

    • Anonymous 2:35 pm on August 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i feel you, but this is still the biggest buzz kill ive seen in a while on here.

  • Preseason. FML

    August 19, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -5

     
    • Anonymous 8:17 pm on August 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i wish i were at preseason.

    • anonymous eponymous 11:07 pm on August 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      at least you are getting in shape

    • Anonymous 1:39 pm on August 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You did sign up for it.

  • I had to move from my summer room into my fall room by 5 p.m. Tues. I couldn’t start until 11 Mon. night, worked until 3 a.m., got up @ 8 the next morning to finish moving. got to work late & finished moving at 5:03 p.m. Tues, after the locksmith already closed. I was moving my roommate’s crap. FML

    August 19, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -0

     
    • Anonymous 1:41 pm on August 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you didn’t have to be out until 8 am on wednesday. check your e-mail or any of the flyers that were in kilham or metcalf. i still have my kilham keys and they don’t care.

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