While I was backing out of Lot 3, I heard a “HEEEY” and then a crash, it turns out I hit a PS officer on a bike. FML
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I just got accepted to Wheaton! MLIG.
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yay! be careful what you read on this site. not everyone is as crazy as they make themselves sound on here……… good luck!! ;-P
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anonymous
congrats
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Welcome!!
congrats!!! you must be really proud! can’t wait to have you with us next semester!
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Good for you!
congratulations!! seriously dont let the site scare you off! we all have little problems and get frustrated but for the most part, ppl dont mean all they say about wheaton on here!
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Anon
Good luck, you’ll need it
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Anonymous
Congratz@
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I am pretty sure Ann Curry got our Wheaton mixed up with the other Wheaton in her speech a little bit. FOL.
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Anonymous
Billy Graham!
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Anonymous
and she only cost abour $30K im sure…
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anon
how?
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Anonymous
yeah.. they cut that out on the transcript though:
http://wheatoncollege.edu/commencement/commencement/keynote-text/
She totally mentioned Billy Graham as a graduate of Wheaton College.
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Anonymous
World-renowned journalism at its finest!
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anon
hahah examples?
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grad
I’m so psyched that we probably paid her $$$$ for that sppech. FHL.
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Hot like curry
I didnt know Wes Craven graduated from Wheaton. He must have gone through a phase where he was a woman at one point because i think Wheaton was still an all girls school when he graduated from here.
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Joe
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anon
FYI, Wheaton doesn’t pay its Commencement speakers. Doesn’t make up for the fact that Ann Curry screwed up her remarks tho. Billy Graham? Really?!
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Original Poster
Well, I guess everyone knows about this now, but at least she’s making up for it: http://www.hulu.com/watch/152737/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon-ann-curry-making-it-up-to-wheaton#s-p1-sr-i1
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I go to Wheaton in Illinois. FML
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wheaton, ma is the shit
FYL indeed
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Anonymous
you’re allowed to use the internet at wheaton Illinois?
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anonymous
hahahahaha that must suck more than the one here in MA
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I kicked a soccer ball in my hallway which hit and broke a sprinkler head. I flooded 3 of the 4 floors and now have 150hrs of community service to do by may. FML.
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Simon
You, my friend are one unlucky person, i’m sittin here in Ireland after a wheaton friend of mine told me to look at this, you’re post is by far the unluckiest and most entertaining!
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Anonymous
hahaha i know you
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Anonymous
mwhahaha. well done, sir. well done. maybe for halloween you can dress up as a sprinkler.
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Anonymous
i did dress up as a sprinkler for halloween
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Anonymous
you are so hott. i love seeing you clean my building<3
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Anon
you’re an idiot. you admit to nothing
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I was yelling goodbye to some friends outside of chase. I went to say “Later Gator” but quickly decided to say “Later Guys” half way through. I ended up combining both and yelling “Later Gays” instead. FML
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Anonymous
this put a smile on my face. thank you. It happens to the best of us
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anon
best wheaton fml i’ve read so far
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I took some x-rated pictures of myself for some girl and accidentaly forwarded them to my professor, I dropped the class and I need it for connections. FML
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Anonymous
Your and idiot I bet u live in meadows dumb ass
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Anonymous
HE DOES
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Anonymous
This might just be my favorite post. I almost pissed my pants.
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I have to stay with a friend’s family for Christmas and must be on my best behavior. So far I have gone to church 3 times, discussed the book of revelation over dinner, and sang happy birthday to the baby Jesus. I’m an atheist. FML
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Anonymous
Could be worse, could be stuck with your family instead.
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Today, I found out what I did last weekend from the public safety log. FML
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I go to Stonehill college and theres fucking nothing going on here so I somehow found myself reading all your damn FML’s. FML
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Anonymous
wow you sound like a great kid!! one that i would want to be best friends with…NEVER!!
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Anonymous
Thanks Julia, who do you think got me addicted to this site… loser.
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I walk around campus with fluffy black cat ears and a long coat. I just found out that someone has been taking random anonymous pictures of me with their cell, without ever bothering to come up and say hello. FML
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anonymous
cat girl!! ahh i love u, ur like cow duck around here
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Cat Girl
Uh, thanks…I think?
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ignoranceshouldbebanned
umm, that was quite ignorant. the woman with the cat ears should need be compared to the unofficial college mascot, she’s a person not something that should be objectified. She’s not an animal or a cartoon. I apologize woman with the cat ears for the person’s comment above.
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Cat Girl
Hey, it’s cool. I just wish people would say hi instead of doing the creepy stalker thing, y’know?
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Anonymous
I think your a strong person for not fitting into the stereotypical dress code of the world.
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Anonymous
shut up.
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anonymous
calm down lol
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Mr. Jefferson
I would love to be compared to cow duck– he’s a g.
that’s not ignorance that’s a compliment.
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Anonymous
cow duck is actually a she….
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Anonymous
Nonetheless… SHE’s a G.
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Anonymous
Take the fuzzy ears off and nobody will take your picture… just a thought.
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Anonymous
CAT GIRL!!! YOU’RE FAMOUS!! I don’t even go to Wheaton, I’ve never even been to Massachusetts. I go to school in California and I know who you are!!! AHHHHHH AUTOGRAPH PLEASEEEEEE.
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Cat Girl
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Anonymous
LOVE YOU!!!!!
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I had 3 windows open in the computer lab. One was facebook stalking, the other was my email and the last one was porn. I was on facebook when my professor saw me and began to walk over and I tried to pretend I was doing work and clicked the porn tab by acident and the professor frowned and left. FML
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Anon
Life is good huh?
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I got home after dinner and couldn’t find my diploma. Then I realized it looked remarkably similar to the menus we handed back earlier. FML
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dfjfe
This is the biggest FML I’ve ever read on this site. That diploma is worth about $200,000 in tuition…
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I was giving a presentation in Knapton Lecture and afterwards my friend told me that the podium microphone I had been speaking into was actually a lamp. FML
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Serious
It’s Gale Beggy!
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I just tried to pet a squirrel…its time for the semester to be over. FML
Anonymous 3:01 pm on December 4, 2009 Permalink |
holy crapp hahaha
Anonymous 9:47 pm on December 4, 2009 Permalink |
i know who this issss!
Anonymous 6:17 pm on December 5, 2009 Permalink |
ouchh…i feel bad for that officer…did they write you up?
Anonymous 7:55 pm on December 5, 2009 Permalink |
You’re obviously a girl
Anonymous 1:56 pm on December 6, 2009 Permalink |
^you’re obviously an asshole
Anonymous 11:33 pm on December 6, 2009 Permalink |
you’re obviously correct.
Anonymous 10:15 pm on December 5, 2009 Permalink |
I’m surprised that after attending Wheaton, where gender equality is stressed so heavily, that u would still post this comment.
Anonymous 9:08 pm on December 16, 2009 Permalink |
I know youuu