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• Triple in McIntire. FML

  July 28, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m worried about the fall. I’m trying to minor in art but I was told its really hard to get into art classes. I’m trying. I can’t declare a minor and make getting into the classes easier until I get into that first class. FML

  July 28, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I friended my roommates a couple days after receiving my housing assignment, pumped to finally see what interesting individuals I would be residing with. They hardly care to converse with me. Looking forward to an awkward first year. FML

  July 28, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• It’s ridiculous that I care so much about somebody that doesn’t even care about themselves. Or me, for that matter. FML

  July 28, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• After having had a minor breakdown/freak out each semester at Wheaton, I finally had one at home this summer. Turns out Wheaton doesn’t make me crazy, I’m just crazy. FML

  July 28, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Had to sit through a discussion of Wheaton for an hour. It was also the wrong Wheaton. Thanks mom and dad. FML

  July 23, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Dear Hiring Manager,

  I get it – you want someone willing to accept low pay and act soulless and/or constipated 40 hours a week? Super. Super def I’m your girl. NOT. First post grad interview, FML. But mostly, FTL.

  July 23, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anon 3:06 pm on July 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    here’s a good post-grad interview story-drove quite a ways to interview for a position. When I get there the hiring manager tells me the position has already been filled. oops

• I’m an incoming freshman, and I just finished deciding what classes I will take. I began this process 12 hours ago. FML

  July 23, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 6:40 pm on July 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Pfft, I was late my first semester so I signed up based on what they had left.

• Since this site has been updated so infrequently during the past week, I’ve resorted to putting up with the giant cloud of smug that is known as PrincetonFML. FML

  July 23, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 9:05 pm on July 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I love Princeton FML. They’re way more supportive over there.

• Yesterday, someone told me I had “fuckable hair.”
  FML

  July 23, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 8:55 pm on July 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    sounds sticky.

• Spent three hours in the middle night, reading dating help advice from eHarmony. I do think I am doomed to be single unfortunately even after all that advice. FML

  July 19, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 4:45 pm on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I reckon some self confidence would help more than all that dating advice.

  • Anonymous 3:41 pm on July 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    online dating is getting a lot more popular these days…

  • Anonymous 9:04 pm on July 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    isn’t like 1 in 5 marriages started out from internet dating and like 1 in 4 relationships are through the internet

• Slept with the cute guy at work and it was great. Now we don’t talk. FML

  July 19, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 12:51 pm on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    i soooo did not sleep w/ u

  • Anonymous 4:42 pm on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Maybe he’s too shy to talk to you, try going over instead of making it twice as awkward

• My friends keep saying how amazing their summers are and how they want it to never end. I can’t wait to get the hell out of here and back to Wheaton. FML

  July 19, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 4:37 pm on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    i hear ya

  • Anonymous 8:55 am on July 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    me too. You’re not the only one. I can’t wait!

• Ran into a Wheaton graduate at my work (’68). Had a great conversation about the school. Then my boss fired me for being too “cocky and familiar”. FML

  July 19, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 4:35 pm on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Maybe the grad can help you find work?

  • Anonymous 4:41 pm on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    He sounds like a douche anyway, it wouldn’t have worked out

  • anonymous eponymous 6:24 pm on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    haha wtf? where do u work

• My mom just said that my chest looks good. FML

  July 19, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 4:40 pm on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    It’s just a mom thing, be happy that your mom isn’t one of those that says mean things to her kids

  • Anonymous 5:53 pm on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    how is that a fml?

  • Anonymous 9:03 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    wait are you a boy or girl