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  • WHO THE FUCK HAD TB? F.O.L for Wheaton not telling us sooner or who had it.

    January 20, 2012 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -12

     
    • anon 8:55 pm on January 20, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      It’s called HIPAA.

    • Anonymous 2:42 pm on January 21, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Are you serious? Wheaton did the right thing by contacting students over a month ago that may have come into contact with this person and also did right by not telling the students identity. You should feel bad for this person instead of being so selfish and only worrying about yourself!

    • Anonymous 9:23 pm on January 21, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Why would Wheaton tell us? So that everyone in this school can ostracized the person? Yea because that will be the right thing to do!

  • I drove to wheaton over break to drop off some stuff only to realize Wheaton really does change the locks on the dorms during breaks. Go figure. FML

    January 19, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -2

     
  • Went to @WheatonProblem on Twitter thinking it was about our school. It was about the one in Illinois. FML

    January 18, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -2

     
  • I can’t afford my last semester at Wheaton, and I might not be able to come back to finish. FML

    January 18, 2012 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10 / -1

     
    • anon 12:34 am on January 20, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      You should really get in touch with SFS if it’s really going to cause you to not be able to come back. They’ve been really helpful in the past helping to get me extra loan money, and while that’s not ideal, it’ll allow you to finish at least. They also gave me extra grant money this past semester because my family had unexpected financial changes post-FAFSA last spring/summer. You just have to fill out the necessary paperwork and if there’s a real need/they have the money available, they’ll do their best to help you out.

      • OP 1:57 am on January 21, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        I’ve been talking with SFS, and while they were helpful to an extent, they’re being really difficult about my options. Thanks for your suggestions, but I’ve tried nearly everything- due to family circumstances I’m just not able to apply for some things.

    • . 2:43 pm on January 20, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      wheaton is good about giving out loans. you should look into that.

  • Why do most of the guys that I like destroy and/or manipulate what I love the most? By the time I find that guy, I won’t have anything left. FML

    January 1, 2012 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -10

     
    • Sympathetic 11:00 pm on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      You shouldn’t let them manipulate you like that. If they don’t like and appreciate you for who you already are, they’re not worth the effort. This is a lesson I learned not all that long ago.

    • Anonymous 11:45 am on January 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      You have to save anal sex for that special someone, you can’t just give it away. Use some common sense!

    • Anonymous 6:21 pm on January 6, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Why do most of the girls that I like destroy and/or manipulate what I love the most? By the time I find that girl, I won’t have anything left. FML shit goes both ways

      • Anonymous 8:13 pm on January 9, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        I don’t think the OP was bashing guys… just bad relationships. Don’t be so sensitive.

      • not so sympathetic 9:05 am on January 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        hahahaha true

    • wtf 8:06 pm on January 9, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      You hear that? That’s the sound of the world’s tiniest violin playing.

  • I met a guy from Wheaton, IL at a bar last night. MLIG

    December 25, 2011 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 11:57 pm on December 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      a kid from wheaton IL was out at the bar?! ..

      • derpington 11:24 pm on January 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        jesus take the wheel.

        • Anonymous 2:58 am on January 7, 2012 Permalink

          ^ I just peed myself laughing at this

    • Anonymous 9:35 pm on January 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Guess what, We’re going out tomorrow night for drinks again. MLIRG (my life is really great)

  • It’s winter break, and I still check this website because I’m bored. FML

    December 25, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +25 / -0

     
    • Keeping it Real 1:31 pm on December 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Yo FYL

  • I am FINALLY moving on from a long term relationship, but my ex recently told me that he misses our relationship. I don’t know how to tell him I’m falling for someone else. FML

    December 20, 2011 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -13

     
    • Anonymous 7:18 pm on December 20, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      don’t give in to him! do what you want and what is best for you. also, don’t rush into another relationship! you mentally, emotionally, and physically probably need to take a breather after having ended a relationship.

    • Anonymous 9:24 pm on December 20, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Get over yourself. If you moved on it should be easy as saying,”I moved on and you should, too.”

    • InstantDownvote4U 10:41 am on December 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      This has absolutely nothing to do with Wheaton at all.

    • Anonymous 7:45 pm on December 22, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Just tell him like it is. Or don’t tell him anything. He’s your ex for a reason.

  • Is there really any point in having a small crush on a senior when you’re a freshman? I mean, they’re leaving after next semester. FML

    December 15, 2011 | 14 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -2

     
    • Anonymous 10:46 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      sorry, I meant sophomore. but still. ugh.

    • SavvySenior 12:45 am on December 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      tell them!! you never know…

      • Anonymous 11:41 pm on December 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        how? I’m too shy to tell it to their face :/

    • Life coach 1:19 am on December 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Bang her

    • AnonFreshmanGirl 5:01 pm on December 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      No, there really isn’t. I dated a senior at the beginning of the year and when we broke up I wondered why I did because we’d just have to break up in May. Don’t crush on a senior, it’s not worth your time.

    • Anonymous 5:37 pm on December 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      whoops, I meant sophomore instead of freshman. but still!!

    • LALSpokesperson 10:12 pm on December 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      write it on LikeALittle. Maybe they’ll see it, maybe they like you too!

      • Anonymous 11:39 pm on December 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        I have, nothing’s happened! :/ plus, I’m the sophomore, a girl, and the senior’s a guy. we might be working on a film next semester so I *might* have a chance.

    • Anonymous 12:20 am on December 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      sorry, meant to write sophomore instead of freshman. but still! :/

    • Anon 10:33 am on December 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Get it in while you can :P

    • Anonymous 11:02 am on December 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      love doesn’t have any deadlines ;) Go for it!

    • anon 6:34 pm on December 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      wait, did you mean to write sophomore instead of freshman?

      • Anonymous 8:05 pm on December 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        yes, I did. would that make a difference?

        • anonymous 1:45 pm on January 6, 2012 Permalink

          It was a joke considering you wrote it like 3 times

  • http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/15/new-york-times-ceo-janet-robinson-departure_n_1152255.html

    Well I guess we needed to top Ann Curry… FOLs

    December 15, 2011 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -1

     
    • Blah 10:27 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Typical.

    • Anonymous 11:30 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      She’ll still have plenty to talk about – she was with the New York Times Corporation for 28 years!

    • anon 12:18 am on December 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      who cares?

    • Anonymous 2:14 am on December 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Well… this is unfortunate.

  • I’ve spent my whole time at Wheaton taking science classes. Now I’m a junior and I just realized that what I really want to do is act. FML

    December 15, 2011 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -0

     
    • Anon 5:22 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I am Senior with two majors, both arts and humanities. Two of my closest friends have told me this week that I should have been a science major.

    • Boston 5:25 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I know who you are! :)
      Hope you get into that Acting class next semester!

    • Orpheus 5:36 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Dork

    • sympathetic 7:36 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      And science classes take up SOOOO much time. FYL

    • dont do it 1:47 am on December 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      dont give in now, enjoy the fact that you’ll be more likely to be employed rather than sitting at occupy everett courtyard in 2 years

    • theatregeek 4:30 pm on January 8, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      what on earth can you do with a degree in performing arts from WHEATON? the department has like 2 professors and the major is mixed in with dance because there aren’t even enough acting classes offered. taking a couple classes is fine, but a major is pretty ridiculous. explore the field after Wheaton, but don’t waste your money now.

  • First the internet went out for 2 days, and now the hot water is gone, what else will you take form us while we’re already stressed about finals!? FML

    December 15, 2011 | 8 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -0

     
    • Anonymous 12:02 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Wow, now they’ve gone too far! They took your ability to spell!

      • Suckit 1:51 pm on December 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Because god knows typos never occur, especially when people are tired.

    • .......... 1:40 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      … the internet wasn’t out *everywhere* on campus. Nor was the hot water. I realize your situation is quite suck-tastic, but the “no internet” problem could easily be fixed by moseying on over to the library… or Balfour… or anywhere else on campus. The hot water on the other hand? Yeah, that fucking blows. I hope it got fixed so you can at least shower without feeling miserable.

      • hey, by the way... 3:00 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        you could also pop over from the wheaton network to the ‘guest’ network on your computer. i did that when i was about to throw my laptop at the wall for running so goddamn slow.

    • Anonymous 8:20 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Anyone know what’s up with the Internet? It has been AWFUL.

      • Anon 4:57 pm on December 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Yeah, it’s been particularly slow lately.

      • Anonymous 12:20 am on December 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Wheaton only has so much bandwidth, and when so many people are online at the same time, as happens every finals week, it slows everyone down because it just can’t keep up the speed with all of the traffic.

    • Anonymous 3:55 am on December 22, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      ur spalling abiluteez

  • Finals, papers, stress everywhere. However, I find myself having one of the best semesters of my college life. Surround yourself with friends, good times and love and you’ll make it just fine. MLIG and your lives don’t all have to be so fucked, so smile

    December 14, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +25 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 9:55 pm on December 14, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      definitely enjoy it while you can, things change quickly

    • Be positive 12:34 am on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      :D

  • I’m that obnoxious sick neighbor that won’t stop coughing during finals week … sorry neighbors, FYL and FML for being sick.

    December 12, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +14 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 7:38 pm on December 12, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      It’s better than the obnoxious neighbors who have been playing loud music for the past 2 weeks non-stop.

    • PO'd 12:47 pm on December 14, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Not as bad as the obnoxious roommate who won’t stop coughing at night. And wakes up early and makes noise that wakes you up everyday. FML.

  • 1. Fall asleep on notebook. 2. Wake up in a puddle of drool. 3. Realize that the drool has seeped through 1,2,3 …9 pages of paper. Omg, I am an animal. FML

    December 11, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +23 / -0

     
    • Anonymous 6:07 am on December 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Try doing that on your laptop…FML

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